Attention For Parents : Jangan cari guru les yang nge-Jomblo

Last night, I stayed at my ex-student’s Apartment in South Jakarta. I was glad to see her and her mom. Kita bertiga di kamar yang sama, bertukar cerita setelah lebih dari setahun gw ga nginep bareng mereka.

My Student’s Mom (MSM) : Ngajar les lagi aja yun, kasian adekmu ini (*baca: murid gw), Raportnya Merah Semua. Kemarin hampir gak naik kelas.

My Student’s Teacher (MST a.k.a gw) : yah….bu…ga bisa, soalnya pengen focus skripsi

MSM : Jadi kapan lulusnya? Kamu ga ada pacar sih, jadi ga ada motivatornya

MST : * Cuma bisa diem, sambil ngedumel…. hooo….gw harus punya pacar ya???*

Obrolan berlanjut………….

MSM : Jadi, Kalau sampe Februari ga lulus, kamu D.O dong……

MST : iya *nyengir kuda ompong*

MSM: @$^#^&%#%%^

Pesan Moral : Buat para orangtua yang mau cari guru les untuk anak2nya, mohon seleksi lebih dulu apakah calon guru tsb punya pacar atau masih jomblo. Kejombloan guru les akan mempengaruhi semangat belajar anak anda (*baca : si guru bukannya ngajarin les malah curhat kenapa belum ga ada pacar*)

Posted by : Guru Jomblo

SMS Sok Tau

Abis Solat Tarawih gue iseng-iseng smsan ama teman blog

SMS GW (SG) : "Di Pekan baru skrg jam berapa?"

SMS TEMAN BLOG (STB): " Pekan baru sama kyk jkt yun, WIB juga"

SG : "ooo...gw pikir masuknya WITA karna temen gue di Makasar ikutnya WITA, gak nyambungnya heheheh"

STB : “Makasar mah masih kalimantan, gw kan masih sumatra hehheeh”




Pesan moral : Pekanbaru dan Makasar udah pindah ke Kepulauan Kalimantan.

Pesan buat yang kemarin smsan ama gue : “Kita beli Atlas yukkkk”

Am I just crush on you , or Is it real ???

Arghhrghrgh, Gw kan udah janji kalau postingan ‘bout love has over. Tapi gara-gara dengerin lagu yang dinyanyiin abang angkat gue, David Archuleta (*piss yaa…bang) Gue jadi gregetan pengen posting ini.


Crush


I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time deep inside
It was a rush, what a rush

'Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way about me
It's just too much, just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I've just got to know

Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?


Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy

Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging,
spending time girl (*Boy) , are we just friends?
Is there more, is there more?

See it's a chance we've gotta take
'Cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last
Last forever, forever


To : Bang David Archuleta.

Bang aku mau protes di blog niii,
Kok abang bikin lagu gitu banget siih?
Lagu yang dinyanyiin kamu itu lhoo bang……
Gak kuw…kuw liriknya.
Nyindir aku ya…bang…..?
Tauk gak bang, This Song describes how I feel now. Lagumu itu bener-bener bikin aku jadi ingat dia lagi. Abang kan tau aku mau ngelupain dia buat sementara. Kan abang tau kalau aku lagi focus ke skripsi. Ini tahun terakhir adikmu kuliah di IPB. Kalau sampe bulan Februari gak lulus juga, bisa-bisa aku digusur dari bangku kuliah loh bang…..

Bang…puasa gak???. Ingat pesen adekmu ini Bang…
Say No to Narkoba and Free Sex
*arhghrghrgrhgr, puasa-puasa kok ingetnya ginian yak, dirajam pake cambuk*



Salam sayang


Yuniar
-yang ngakunya-Adekmu


PS1: Orang stress lagi nge-blog
PS2: Pesan gue buat yang ngerasa lagi digebet ama gw *hayooo….ngacung*

One thing that you have to know, I am so afraid to love you, but more afraid to lose.